HA! HA! HA!
I'm laughing even before this posts starts.
Oh shoot!
Did you know, not all of the amazing things you read on Pinterest always work out? Why didn't I know this? I've never had a "Pinstrosity" before, but OH MAN have I ever had one now!
It all started when I read the amazing "paint your couch" pin. It was a magnificent pin. And sometimes I get super annoyed with my college dorm furniture. So of course my mind started spinning with thoughts about how I was going to transform my furniture. I bought some of that upholstery grade fabric paint that they are always talking about. It came in the mail and I was super excited, and yet oh so scared. What if it didn't work like everyone said it would? So I did a little more research. I felt fairly confident, so I went for it.
First I sprayed the top of one couch cushion, then the sides. Hmm. It didn't cover very well, and I had just used one whole can. I waited half an hour and got out a second can. *spray, spray, spray* One more can gone. Still, the orange was showing through. I started to panic. I was all in now, so I got out the second cushion. *spray, spray, spray* One more can gone and only half of the second cushion was covered and still barely covered by the gray it was supposed to become.
FULL PANIC MODE! I had only bought six cans of this stuff. Time to get back on Pinterest! *Read, Read, Read* I had a new idea!
I was going to try the "Rustoleum water-based Stain" method. I ran to the store and picked up a quart of stain in gray. I rushed home and started applying over the top of the cushions I had just sprayed. ACK! Still not quite covering. I painted and painted until it got dark, and still I had only covered over the top of the cushions I had been spraying earlier. I had not turned the cushions over to paint the other sides yet and I was almost through an entire quart of stain!!!
Time to take a break. I decided to stop. I let the stain dry overnight and then this morning I put them on the couch. I sat down. YUCK! They were so stiff and scratchy! I got out the sandpaper. *sand, sand, sand* Much softer, but still so stiff and smelly and the orange is back and showing through the gray! ACK! What have I done?!?
*Trip to the fabric store*
Time for plan C. How about reupholstering the couch? I bought some plain gray fabric.
And this is where I am now. I have a pile of fabric, an orange couch with two smelly gray/orange cushions, and I'm sitting here thinking "If I had only just left it alone".
UGH!
HAHAHA! I think this is so very funny! And this is why I love being creative. Not every project turns out. And yes it stinks to put forth that much effort, but this is how I learn. I'd never learn how to do anything if I was scared of failing.
Have you ever had a Pinstrosity?
p.s. On a really annoying note, my platelets are down, and it looks like I will have a birth similar to Phoebe's. Super great, right? I hate that I have to worry about this again.