January Doesn't Like Me!

I'm on to you, January. I see what you are doing. There's no use in pretending anymore. The secret is out. You are a horrible month.

First it was the flu. Yep. I remember it well. Throw up was flying everywhere. Then you made my shoulder hurt worse than ever. And just for kicks and giggles you threw in pink eye. Haha. You are so funny. Then to top it all off, you sent in strep throat.

Good thing the month is nearly over, January. I can't wait to be rid of you. February better treat me better.